10 REASONS WHY PIGS AND PENGUINS ARE AWESOME

1) They're cute. 

2) They have the coolest jobs. (sliding on ice, playing in mud, eating their own poop etc.)

3) They can scare the crap out of you.

4) They have a network of extremely dangerous top secret mafia.P-FORCE. OH YEAH. \m/

5)They can pull some pretty awesome dance moves.

6) They're friendly. :)

7) They have a great sense of style. B)

8) They don't eat humans. 

9) Penguins are birds that can swim. And pigs, they can fly... Secretly... 

10) They know how to PARTY, BITCHES.

THE END.