BIG FEET - BOON OR BANE?

Yes, we're weird.
Big feet intrigue us.

PROS:

1) No need to book an airline.

Just FLAP YOUR FEET AND FLY!

2) You can get real funky custom-made shoes.

(Because, er, you won't fit into normal ones.)

3) You can kick the crap out of people.

4)  You'll have really, REALLY good balance.

5)  You don't have to bend too much to clip your toenails.

CONS:

1)  You can get a toejam even if you're a mile away from the door.

2) Balancing on a tightrope will be a pain in the ass.

3) BIG FEET =  BIGGER ODOUR.

They're gonna stink, so pray they shrink!

4)  Kissing will be a problem. They'll keep getting in the way, like some annoying third wheel.

5) You'll be a pretty bad tap dancer...

(BUT you can be a good FLAP DANCER! Hahaha, geddit? GEDDIT ? 8D )

PS:

FAQ-

Q.  Do men who have  big feet have big penises?

A.  Nope. It just means they have big shoes.

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10 REASONS WHY PIGS AND PENGUINS ARE AWESOME

1) They're cute. 

2) They have the coolest jobs. (sliding on ice, playing in mud, eating their own poop etc.)

3) They can scare the crap out of you.

4) They have a network of extremely dangerous top secret mafia.P-FORCE. OH YEAH. \m/

5)They can pull some pretty awesome dance moves.

6) They're friendly. :)

7) They have a great sense of style. B)

8) They don't eat humans. 

9) Penguins are birds that can swim. And pigs, they can fly... Secretly... 

10) They know how to PARTY, BITCHES.

THE END.